The Wee Pub: You like to think of yourself as “Is That a Dachshund in Your Pants or Are You Just Happy to See Me Steve.” Your ex-girlfriends and the guys at the gym know you better as “Tootsie Roll.” If you thought you had size issues before, just wait until you get a load of The Wee Pub, the new Hell’s Kitchen bar. Standing out from the other typical Hell’s Kitchen sports bars, Wee measures up with slightly freaky-looking gnomes sitting on the wall and behind the bar and even hanging from the ceiling. (Does Travelocity know about this?) Lest you start getting a Yao Ming-style boost of confidence, the giant elevated banquettes, which guarantee dangling feet for non-NBA players, will send you straight back to Herve Villechaize-ville. Big plasma screens, big bar stools, and big beer glasses for 10 kinds of beer on tap prove once and for all that yes, size does matter. |
