The Patriot Saloon: Frat packs and Spring-Break-loving types, rejoice! This smelly dive offers $2 frozen margaritas (can you say brain freeze?) and $2.50 Jell-O shots, which pretty much says it all. A crooked velvet Elvis presides over the blue vinyl banquettes, and loud, drunken boys and girls enjoy $3 Heinekens all night long on Heineken Flight Nights. Neon Bud, Heineken, and Coors signs mix with Marilyn Monroe prints, random (stolen?) street signs, and booming contemporary rock music. So sit back, relax, and enjoy a Sidecar or cosmopolitan in the sweetly romantic ambiance…umm, just kidding—come to drink cheap and heavily, or don’t bother coming at all. |
