Mighty THOR (The Hotel on Rivington’s restaurant) has unleashed his Nordic powers on nocturnal New Yorkers and created a mini-Meatpacking District in the middle of the LES. Accessible through a nondescript side door and a not-impossible-to-circumvent bouncer, The Hotel on Rivington Lounge is a hip destination that’s as beautiful as it is teensy (hotel guests are automatics on the list). Designed by Dutch master Marcel Wanders, the space flaunts a Swarovski-crystal-embedded bar and white pebbled walls. Little alcoves are the “it” spots—if you can wedge your way in. In fact, it’s a good thing that most patrons are V. skinny in addition to being VIP. Bottle service is nightclub standard and food from THOR’s exceptional kitchen is available upon request. A good time if you can stand the squeeze.