If you’re the moody, brooding type that prefers drinking the night away in dark cave-like spaces, then Legion will most likely be your new favorite haunt. It doesn’t hurt that the bartender bears a strong resemblance to good ole’ Count Chocula, either. Don’t worry, he won’t bite—unless you order the kind of drink that comes with an umbrella. But why would you, considering they offer 10 drafts, two cask ales, an assortment of bottled beers, and an impressive scotch and bourbon list? DJs kick it up a notch on the weekends, so be sure to wear your best slouch boots, which will most likely be taking your drunk ass to the White Castle across the street once the bar closes down.