Happy Ending: We don’t know how this place will end, but its second act has been quite a surprise. Named for the big finales that got this former massage parlor shut down, Happy Ending made a huge comeback in 2005, firmly establishing itself as a bona fide hipster hotspot. (The place momentarily became really famous when a downtown coke dealer’s videotape, featuring Jenna Bush’s student ID and a wild story to match, made national headlines.) An old security monitor looping old footage of masseuses wandering through the lower level, which now hosts two big dance parties, greets visitors here. A third party takes place on the main level, and anything from funk to punk can be heard. This neighborhood can be sketchy, but Happy Ending’s door policy is kind; you’re not risking life and limb for nothing. With the money you’ll save on drinks, why not take a cab? |
