Food Bar: Too bad that what is most delicious here isn’t even on the menu—that is, the hot wait staff. They’ll make you melt faster than the cheese on your turkey burger ($7.95), which, like many of the entrées here, tastes great. How else to explain the countless hungry homos willing to devour carbs in public at this eatery? But don’t worry: Those of you frightened by fries can always order the Chelsea Boy Special ($9.95), an all-day breakfast that packs protein in scrambled egg whites, grilled chicken breast, and steamed spinach. And for those who prefer their meals more, shall we say, “liquid,” Food Bar offers no shortage of cocktails to savor at the bar. |
