American Trash is all about sensory overload—from bumper stickers, to bicycle tires, to dolls suspended by strings, campy crap covers the walls, floor, and ceiling. This self-proclaimed “professional drinking establishment” offers an impressive selection of bottled beer, with seven more on tap, and always-changing happy hour deals consistently draw neighborhood regulars. After a few Chimays, you might feel a little messy, so why not hop in the working photo booth and preserve that sloppy grin? With Def Leppard blasting in your ears, a few games of Pac-Man, and a round of pool or foosball, you’ll feel like you’re hanging out in a redneck rec room. Dogs are welcome, too, so take Fido along and try not to get him too wasted.