10 Smart Girl Tips for Surviving a Horror Movie
From Work It, Girl
Never Split Up
Your girlfriends have been with you through the good and the bad, through break-ups, booze-athons, shopping binges and more, so why wouldn’t you want them by your side during the very bad, i.e. when you have to battle an undying boogeyman? Whenever someone suggests splitting up the group to go investigate whatever is going bump in the night, give ‘em a Moonstruck-style “Snap out of it!” Cher slap to smack some good sense into them. If there’s anything that those one-day warehouse sales at Barney’s ever taught us, it’s that you and your girls are best conquering an obstacle together rather than apart, so the more, the merrier (and the more alive!)
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Love this!! These are the reasons I am always yelling at the people in the movies!
So funny! I love “turn on the damn lights!” I know, right?!? It makes me crazy watching them fumbling around in the dark looking for the bad guy (who apparently has night vision).
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Love this!
Don’t be that couple who sneaks off into the woods, always the first to go.
scary children and pets!! so true!
#1 is to funny!!
They forgot the don’t go camping where a serial killer “died” or near a prison or asylum, and if you do when the lights go out and you hear noises don’t say”hello” lol
So true!!
lol hilarious
Yes, the door instead of the stairs! That’s what I always yell at the screen!
I agree, my point exactly.
I guess my motto of no children, no pets, no plants works here. Except for the plants being irrelevant.
#1 is Hil. Air. Eee. Us! So true!
LOL great read!
I agree
Loved this article! Super creative and funny!
Ditto