10 Smart Girl Tips for Surviving a Horror Movie
From Work It, Girl
Don’t Bathe Alone
Ever notice that creepy crap always tends to happen in horror movies when the heroine’s just trying to enjoy a hot bath with a glass of Pinot Gris? It’s always around this time in the flick that blood starts flowing from the faucet, a ghost hand starts messing up your shampoo job or you get hacked to pieces by Alfred Hitchcock. Our solution? Call up your beau or friend with benefits and have them join you for equal parts protection and sexy, sudsy fun. Win-win!
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Love this!! These are the reasons I am always yelling at the people in the movies!
So funny! I love “turn on the damn lights!” I know, right?!? It makes me crazy watching them fumbling around in the dark looking for the bad guy (who apparently has night vision).
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Love this!
Don’t be that couple who sneaks off into the woods, always the first to go.
scary children and pets!! so true!
#1 is to funny!!
They forgot the don’t go camping where a serial killer “died” or near a prison or asylum, and if you do when the lights go out and you hear noises don’t say”hello” lol
So true!!
lol hilarious
Yes, the door instead of the stairs! That’s what I always yell at the screen!
I agree, my point exactly.
I guess my motto of no children, no pets, no plants works here. Except for the plants being irrelevant.
#1 is Hil. Air. Eee. Us! So true!
LOL great read!
I agree
Loved this article! Super creative and funny!
Ditto