10 Smart Girl Tips for Surviving a Horror Movie
Turn On the Damn Lights

What’s worse than a creepy basement, garage or attic? A pitch-black creepy basement, garage or attic! When entering a dark room, don’t just blindly go in and meekly call out “Hello? Who’s there?” Flick on the freakin’ lights and see what you’re up against! Clever killer cut the circuit breaker? Even if you don’t have the time or ingenuity to bring a flashlight (with fully-loaded batteries, of course!), whip out your iPhone and use your handy Flashlight app. Technology to the rescue!
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Love this!! These are the reasons I am always yelling at the people in the movies!
So funny! I love “turn on the damn lights!” I know, right?!? It makes me crazy watching them fumbling around in the dark looking for the bad guy (who apparently has night vision).
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Love this!
Don’t be that couple who sneaks off into the woods, always the first to go.
scary children and pets!! so true!
#1 is to funny!!
They forgot the don’t go camping where a serial killer “died” or near a prison or asylum, and if you do when the lights go out and you hear noises don’t say”hello” lol
So true!!
lol hilarious
Yes, the door instead of the stairs! That’s what I always yell at the screen!
I agree, my point exactly.
I guess my motto of no children, no pets, no plants works here. Except for the plants being irrelevant.
#1 is Hil. Air. Eee. Us! So true!
LOL great read!
I agree
Loved this article! Super creative and funny!
Ditto