10 Smart Girl Tips for Surviving a Horror Movie
Don’t Go in the Creepy Basement/Garage/Attic

Speaking of creepy attics, stay away! Nothing good ever comes out of hanging out in a dank, dark basement, attic or garage (okay, except finding your grandma’s great vintage, but other than that, nothing good!)—just ask Rose McGowan from ’90s slasher flick Scream. Definitely don’t go into such spooky, shadow-filled locations when the power has gone out or when you’ve just heard mysterious sounds emanating from the area. Girl, you know better than to fall for that!
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Love this!! These are the reasons I am always yelling at the people in the movies!
So funny! I love “turn on the damn lights!” I know, right?!? It makes me crazy watching them fumbling around in the dark looking for the bad guy (who apparently has night vision).
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Love this!
Don’t be that couple who sneaks off into the woods, always the first to go.
scary children and pets!! so true!
#1 is to funny!!
They forgot the don’t go camping where a serial killer “died” or near a prison or asylum, and if you do when the lights go out and you hear noises don’t say”hello” lol
So true!!
lol hilarious
Yes, the door instead of the stairs! That’s what I always yell at the screen!
I agree, my point exactly.
I guess my motto of no children, no pets, no plants works here. Except for the plants being irrelevant.
#1 is Hil. Air. Eee. Us! So true!
LOL great read!
I agree
Loved this article! Super creative and funny!
Ditto