10 Smart Girl Tips for Surviving a Horror Movie
From Work It, Girl
Run out the door, NOT up the stairs
Unless you have a helipad on your roof, there’s little logic in running up flight after flight of stairs rather than hauling ass out the front door. You’ll just end up trapped in a creepy attic and then have to jump out a three-story window and break your arm or, worse, your brand new heel (we told you not to wear those!). Pull an Usain Bolt out the front door instead and you’ll be running free.
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Love this!! These are the reasons I am always yelling at the people in the movies!
So funny! I love “turn on the damn lights!” I know, right?!? It makes me crazy watching them fumbling around in the dark looking for the bad guy (who apparently has night vision).
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Love this!
Don’t be that couple who sneaks off into the woods, always the first to go.
scary children and pets!! so true!
#1 is to funny!!
They forgot the don’t go camping where a serial killer “died” or near a prison or asylum, and if you do when the lights go out and you hear noises don’t say”hello” lol
So true!!
lol hilarious
Yes, the door instead of the stairs! That’s what I always yell at the screen!
I agree, my point exactly.
I guess my motto of no children, no pets, no plants works here. Except for the plants being irrelevant.
#1 is Hil. Air. Eee. Us! So true!
LOL great read!
I agree
Loved this article! Super creative and funny!
Ditto