10 Smart Girl Tips for Surviving a Horror Movie
From Work It, Girl
Be Wary of Children & Pets
If horror movies aren’t the best type of birth control out there, we don’t know what is! Generally, we love kids a boat load (seriously, just see how many times a day we Youtube “babies laughing“—you’re welcome), but that affection must get thrown away and forgotten in horror movie land. From The Shining‘s Danny to The Ring‘s Samara, The Exorcist‘s Regan to The Omen‘s Damien, children are pretty much just harbingers of demonic possession. Add animals to the list too—think a rabies-infested Cujo and Hitchcockian birds—so don’t go petting them, no matter how cute they seem at first!
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Love this!! These are the reasons I am always yelling at the people in the movies!
So funny! I love “turn on the damn lights!” I know, right?!? It makes me crazy watching them fumbling around in the dark looking for the bad guy (who apparently has night vision).
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Love this!
Don’t be that couple who sneaks off into the woods, always the first to go.
scary children and pets!! so true!
#1 is to funny!!
They forgot the don’t go camping where a serial killer “died” or near a prison or asylum, and if you do when the lights go out and you hear noises don’t say”hello” lol
So true!!
lol hilarious
Yes, the door instead of the stairs! That’s what I always yell at the screen!
I agree, my point exactly.
I guess my motto of no children, no pets, no plants works here. Except for the plants being irrelevant.
#1 is Hil. Air. Eee. Us! So true!
LOL great read!
I agree
Loved this article! Super creative and funny!
Ditto