10 Smart Girl Tips for Surviving a Horror Movie
From Work It, Girl
Make Sure The Monster/Murderer is 100% Dead
One mistake seemingly every horror movie heroine makes is underestimating how death-defying their monster/murderer really is. Sure, you may have shot them, stabbed them, set them aflame and thrown every object in your path at them, but that doesn’t mean your pursuer is down for the count. A smart gal knows that the freaky fella will pop back up good as new when you least expect it, so make sure the creep is hands-down, for-sure, 100% grave-ready. If you don’t, you know what that means—a sequel!
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Girl Talk Time: What do you think of this horror movie survival guide? If you were in a scary movie, what smart girl tips would you use? What’s your favorite scary movie?
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Love this!! These are the reasons I am always yelling at the people in the movies!
So funny! I love “turn on the damn lights!” I know, right?!? It makes me crazy watching them fumbling around in the dark looking for the bad guy (who apparently has night vision).
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Love this!
Don’t be that couple who sneaks off into the woods, always the first to go.
scary children and pets!! so true!
#1 is to funny!!
They forgot the don’t go camping where a serial killer “died” or near a prison or asylum, and if you do when the lights go out and you hear noises don’t say”hello” lol
So true!!
lol hilarious
Yes, the door instead of the stairs! That’s what I always yell at the screen!
I agree, my point exactly.
I guess my motto of no children, no pets, no plants works here. Except for the plants being irrelevant.
#1 is Hil. Air. Eee. Us! So true!
LOL great read!
I agree
Loved this article! Super creative and funny!
Ditto