Scoff all you want but you never know, one day you just might find yourself in the midst of a zombie apocalypse or demonic possession. After all, weirder things have happened (ex: Snooki swapped shot glasses for baby bottles). Sure, we’re crossing our fingers in the hope that we never run into a masked killer with curiously death-defying abilities in our near future, but just in case we do, we’re going to be prepared! We’ve watched enough freaky flicks in our lifetime to know there are definite dos and don’ts for working your way through a horror movie, from the obvious (run, girl, run!) to the more advanced (get a bath buddy). To prep for whatever scary stuff’s coming our way, we’ve got ten tips to make sure you end up the victorious (and alive!) heroine by the time the credits roll!
- Christina Izzo
Lose the Heels & Add a Bra
Don’t let Sex and the City fool you—it’s nearly impossible to run in Louboutins, and it’s definitely not recommended if a Freddie Krueger-type decides to take this very moment to chase your ass down. We know, they’re beautiful and they probably cost a month’s rent, but high heels will both slow you down and the clatter of your pumps against the ground will reveal your escape route. Go barefoot now and then go shopping for new Loubs after you’ve taken down the big bad boogeyman. And for crying out loud, wear a bra. When you have a blood-thirsty fiend chasing you down, the last thing you want to have to think about is dodging one of your own boobs as you run away!
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