10 Smart Girl Tips for Surviving a Horror Movie

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Scoff all you want but you never know, one day you just might find yourself in the midst of a zombie apocalypse or demonic possession. After all, weirder things have happened (ex: Snooki swapped shot glasses for baby bottles). Sure, we’re crossing our fingers in the hope that we never run into a masked killer with curiously death-defying abilities in our near future, but just in case we do, we’re going to be prepared! We’ve watched enough freaky flicks in our lifetime to know there are definite dos and don’ts for working your way through a horror movie, from the obvious (run, girl, run!) to the more advanced (get a bath buddy). To prep for whatever scary stuff’s coming our way, we’ve got ten tips to make sure you end up the victorious (and alive!) heroine by the time the credits roll!

- Christina Izzo

Lose the Heels & Add a Bra

Don’t let Sex and the City fool you—it’s nearly impossible to run in Louboutins, and it’s definitely not recommended if a Freddie Krueger-type decides to take this very moment to chase your ass down. We know, they’re beautiful and they probably cost a month’s rent, but high heels will both slow you down and the clatter of your pumps against the ground will reveal your escape route. Go barefoot now and then go shopping for new Loubs after you’ve taken down the big bad boogeyman. And for crying out loud, wear a bra. When you have a blood-thirsty fiend chasing you down, the last thing you want to have to think about is dodging one of your own boobs as you run away!

Image Credit: with1shoe.com

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  • Corrinne:

    funny

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  • aeaton:

    Love this!! These are the reasons I am always yelling at the people in the movies!

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  • mamabird:

    So funny! I love “turn on the damn lights!” I know, right?!? It makes me crazy watching them fumbling around in the dark looking for the bad guy (who apparently has night vision).

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  • Crispy:

    cool

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    Rita:

    Love this!

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  • kalifornialove:

    Don’t be that couple who sneaks off into the woods, always the first to go.

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    jenny-o:

    scary children and pets!! so true!

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    jenny-o:

    #1 is to funny!!

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  • Krissy:

    They forgot the don’t go camping where a serial killer “died” or near a prison or asylum, and if you do when the lights go out and you hear noises don’t say”hello” lol

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  • Krissy:

    So true!!

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  • sjade0890:

    lol hilarious

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  • Christina:

    Yes, the door instead of the stairs! That’s what I always yell at the screen!

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      pamela64:

      I agree, my point exactly.

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  • Christina:

    I guess my motto of no children, no pets, no plants works here. Except for the plants being irrelevant.

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  • Christina:

    #1 is Hil. Air. Eee. Us! So true!

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  • lulu23:

    LOL great read!

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    1. Christina:

      I agree

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  • Luana:

    Loved this article! Super creative and funny!

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    1. Christina:

      Ditto

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