Ball & Chain
Sure, we’re all about infusing our couple Halloween costumes with some Fifty Shades-style kink, but this is ridiculous. For one, this Ball & Chain Couples Costume Set ($69.99 on buycostumes.com) does nothing for your figure except make you look like a ginormous wrecking ball meets those spiny shells from Mario Kart. No amount of bare leg or height of heel could make this get-up look sexy! Add to that that your boyfriend has control over you all night without any of those Christian and Ana-approved perks and you’ve got yourself one awful couple costume.
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