Couples Halloween Costumes: The Cute & The Corny
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Ball & Chain
Sure, we’re all about infusing our couple Halloween costumes with some Fifty Shades-style kink, but this is ridiculous. For one, this Ball & Chain Couples Costume Set ($69.99 on buycostumes.com) does nothing for your figure except make you look like a ginormous wrecking ball meets those spiny shells from Mario Kart. No amount of bare leg or height of heel could make this get-up look sexy! Add to that that your boyfriend has control over you all night without any of those Christian and Ana-approved perks and you’ve got yourself one awful couple costume.
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Post a Commentthe spirit of halloween for adults will always live on and on and on.
most are corny but amusing lol
I could never get my beau to dress up for Halloween. NEVER! He’s NOT into it and it’s o.k.
American Gothic, please – give me a break (corny)
Mr. & Mrs. Pac Man very cute.
funny
This is funny!
I like the pac man idea.
The pac man would have been cuter if the other costume was the ghost.
I’m not really big on couple costumes, My husband and I dress up and we love Halloween .
Great timing! I was just thinking of costume ideas for my husband & me and this definitely helped.
The guy in the picture from 9 looks like a guy who was on Big Brother….
7 and 8 are too much for my taste.
Tooth and tooth fairy is too cute!
The third one is funny.
The first one is adorable.
I found all of these pretty cheesy honestly, guess i’m just not really that into Halloween.
We dont dress up but if we ever did the only one of these we would do would be Johnny and June Cash. Husbands a big Johnny Cash fan.