Lock + Key
Subtlety, thy name is definitely not this Adult Lock and Key Couple Costume ($35.99 on amazon.com). An unnecessary variation on the eye roll-inducing plug and outlet couple costume, this costume thinks it’s being sexually scandalous with all of its overkill innuendo, but really, it’ll just make you and your man look like Grade A idiots. Can you imagine your boyfriend walking through a crowded Halloween party with that…thing?! Lock this one up and throw away the key!
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