Adam + Eve
Come on, it has fake nipples. If there’s a litmus test for what instantly makes a truly terrible costume, it’s fake nipples (sorry Clooney). Adding to the creepy areolas, this Adam and Eve Adult Costume ($32.03 on heavenlyswords.com) also comes in an unnaturally occurring “flesh” tone and includes faux leaves to cover your wobbly bits and wrap around your head to make you look like the mythical first man and woman of the world. In our humble opinion, if you really want you and your boyfriend to dress like Adam and Eve, go, ahem, balls out and wear only the wobbly bit-covering leaves and head garland. Nudity-pushing costumes are in this year, and Halloween’s the only time of the year you can get away with such scandalous ensembles!
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