Couples Halloween Costumes: The Cute & The Corny
Corny:
Adam + Eve
Come on, it has fake nipples. If there’s a litmus test for what instantly makes a truly terrible costume, it’s fake nipples (sorry Clooney). Adding to the creepy areolas, this Adam and Eve Adult Costume ($32.03 on heavenlyswords.com) also comes in an unnaturally occurring “flesh” tone and includes faux leaves to cover your wobbly bits and wrap around your head to make you look like the mythical first man and woman of the world. In our humble opinion, if you really want you and your boyfriend to dress like Adam and Eve, go, ahem, balls out and wear only the wobbly bit-covering leaves and head garland. Nudity-pushing costumes are in this year, and Halloween’s the only time of the year you can get away with such scandalous ensembles!
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Post a Commentthe spirit of halloween for adults will always live on and on and on.
most are corny but amusing lol
I could never get my beau to dress up for Halloween. NEVER! He’s NOT into it and it’s o.k.
American Gothic, please – give me a break (corny)
Mr. & Mrs. Pac Man very cute.
funny
This is funny!
I like the pac man idea.
The pac man would have been cuter if the other costume was the ghost.
I’m not really big on couple costumes, My husband and I dress up and we love Halloween .
Great timing! I was just thinking of costume ideas for my husband & me and this definitely helped.
The guy in the picture from 9 looks like a guy who was on Big Brother….
7 and 8 are too much for my taste.
Tooth and tooth fairy is too cute!
The third one is funny.
The first one is adorable.
I found all of these pretty cheesy honestly, guess i’m just not really that into Halloween.
We dont dress up but if we ever did the only one of these we would do would be Johnny and June Cash. Husbands a big Johnny Cash fan.