What NOT To Wear to a Wedding
Rule #2: No Skanky Dresses

Weddings are not the time for you to pull out your Rick James-approved “Super Freak” dress. Weddings are full of parents, grandparents, children and other people who are not there to be distracted by your scandalous cut outs and thigh-baring hemlines. Cut it out ladies! Don’t be the girl afraid to make eye contact with the priest in the church because you’re afraid he may see your cleavage. You can dance and flirt with the other single people all night long, but don’t be the slutty guest. It’s not worth it and, remember, the wedding’s not all about you!
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19 Comments
Post a CommentI went to a Mid-West wedding a few years ago (2007) and in the back of my mind I figured conservative, probably almost everyone will be wearing black (formal affair). And I was right! Unfortunately, my Western culture begged me to wear color, so I did, and then I felt embarrassed! So find out the region you are going to and stick with their brand of fashion, and you won’t feel like a goof like I did!
No black or white at a wedding. The LBD is a classic, but mourning colors have no place at a wedding!!
I hate when people wear black to a a wedding…good advice
Yeah, no kidding…..no one should wear white to a wedding!
I had someone (a cousin) wear a black short, almost skanky dress with hot pink heels. To my other cousins wedding rehearsel her shirt said Do I make you look fat? And my other cousin is a big girl, I thought that was very inappropriate.
of course you dont wear white…you cant overshadow the bride!!
nice
I agree with ever tip!
I don’t see anything wrong with the black dress.
Nothing to revealing and short.
You know, I have no problem with people wearing black to weddings. I had several people wear black to mine. I didn’t think it was bad at all! Now, I did have one cousin wear white. Normally I would have agreed that this is a no-no, but she was giving us her beach house for a week for the honeymoon, so…honestly, she could have worn anything she wanted!
dont look like a ho at the wedding
lol hhaaha
The little black dress is so classic, why not wear it to the wedding?
I agree with the no jeans rule.
What’s better: flip flops or bare feet? (I prefer the latter, but don’t think it matters).
Certain people can wear pant suits.
No white = no brainer.
I love the dress in the middle