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Dating Emergency 2: You Really Need To Go (To the Bathroom)

They say when you gotta go, you gotta go – and unfortunately, you gotta go mid-meal. If this happens to you, just politely excuse yourself and do your thing. In there for a while? There’s no need for explanation when you get back. For starters, I don’t know a single person who doesn’t go to the bathroom (you’re human, aren’t you?). I’ve also never encountered a guy who was like “Ew, you were in the bathroom for so long! Gross!” For all he knows, you were fixing your makeup, calling 10 friends or just having fun in the mysterious ladies room (remember, he’s never been in there). If you’re having some serious issues, tell him you aren’t feeling well and maybe reschedule for another time. And always remember: Chewable Pepto-Bismol is a girl’s best friend (it even fits in the teeniest of purses)!

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