The Older Guy
Yes, youth definitely has its perks, being carefree and wrinkle-free and all, but shacking up with an older man has its advantages too. For one, a 50+ fella has been there, done that—after decades of practice, they’re pretty privy to what pleases a woman and can navigate a female body without the aid of MapQuest. Plus, men have that awesome and totally unfair ability to age like fine wine, getting more delicious over time, so drink up ladies!
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