Shecky’s

For all the single ladies, those women whose boyfriends conveniently “forgot” to make a dinner reservation, or the attached chicas who are throwing a quiet night at home to protest the holiday, shake up some love-therapy in the form of a chocolaty cocktail. You’ll need one—or all seven—of these drinks to undo the headache you’ll have by the end of the day from all the stinky roses around the office.

-Tricia Carr

For the Snappy Gourmet’s Chocolate Coconut Caketini, you’ll need some milk, cream, coconut milk, chocolate syrup and more, plus Pinnacle Cake Vodka, Pinnacle Coconut Vodka and a few of your closest girlfriends to share with. Top each drink with messages for your fellow singles via the instructions on the site. (Maybe a heart with an X through it?)