Pick-Up Lines: What’s Cheesy, Sleazy and Actually Cute
Pick-up: “How much does a penguin weigh? Enough to break the ice! Hi, I’m…”
Rating: Cheesy
Comeback: “If you’re asking me out on a date to the zoo, I think I’m allergic to a new species: GUYS.”
Pick-up: “You, me, an 8-ball and a bottle of Grey Goose. How does that sound?”
Rating: Sleazy
Comeback: “Funny you should ask! My 8-ball says, ‘See you never.’”
Pick-up: A guy asked me if I know how to work a BlackBerry. So I said, “Sure, I’ll help you.” He goes, “I can’t understand how to get that number (points to my phone) into this phone (points to his own).”
Rating: Clever
Comeback: If he’s cute, give him your number!
Pick-up: “Smile baby, life’s not that bad.”
Rating: …Weird
Comeback: Put on your craziest smile, and go on your merry way. We don’t think he wants to date an insane person.
Pick-up: “Call me girl, I’m in the yellowpages—under handsome.”
Rating: Cheesy
Comeback: “Funny, I’m under not available.”
-Cait Rohan
GIRL TALK TIME: What’s the WORST pick-up line you’ve ever heard/had used on you? What do you think of ours?
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Post a CommentI’ve heard some doozies, but my large-chested friend has heard some amazing ones, including this award-winner:
“I’ve loved you since time began.”
“But I just met you.”
“That’s when time began.”
Really?! And yes he was dismissed just like all the others.
My friend and I once got “My friend and I though we’d be lucky and meet two beautiful women like you”
My reply “looks like your luck just ran out”. And we left.
Pick-up: “Smile baby, life’s not that bad.”
Rating: …Weird
Comeback: Put on your craziest smile, and go on your merry way. We don’t think he wants to date an insane person.
This got the biggest augh outta me cause i do this and get this all the time smh…
I was at the beach once and a guy got out of the water, came over to me and said “A shark just ate my best friend wanna be my new one?”
I liked the blackberry one- cute!
I normal respond to a simple hi my name is….. can i buy you a drink,
hi my name is Nikhil, but i can’t buy you drink online…:)
Pickup lines are usually corny! tho this article is def a good laugh !
Okay, the penguin one was kinda cute, I thought. Um, any line involving mention of booze always comes out creepy/sleazy!
Just be yourself
pick up lines never work. what happened to just saying hi?
okey, so I liked the blackberry one….however why not use: hi, my name is … and there it goes…this is simple and more natural than a smart a pick up line….
i think any cheesy pick up line is cute, as long as its used correctly!
all of these made me laugh. the blackberry one is cute<3
Haha.. I love this article!
But god, boys can be to sticky sometimes!!
hahahah love the smile one
why do guys use lines – they never work
LOL I’ll keep these comebacks in mind for the future haha
I have never heard these lines but they sure are not the pick up lines I would want to hear. Lol
I can safely say I’ve never been hit on when I’ve been out and about. Or maybe I have… I’m not sure. I’m kinda guy stupid…
I don’t think that many guys use lines anymore, at least not the ones I run into. That’s a good thing.
I love this article… unfortunately 2 of the lines were ones that I got LOL.