Getting picked up happens to every woman. You could be single, blatantly out with your boyfriend or have a wedding ring glittering on your finger—guys have no
shame. Our Shecky’s Staffers (kept anonymous to protect innocent victims) weighed in on some of the best (er, worst?) one-liners they’ve ever heard. Plus, we’ve added snappy comebacks that’ll surprise your wannabe suitors (and hopefully ward them off
Pick-up: “How much does a penguin weigh? Enough to break the ice! Hi, I’m…”
Comeback: “If you’re asking me out on a date to the zoo, I think I’m allergic to a new species: GUYS.”
Pick-up: “You, me, an 8-ball and a bottle of Grey Goose. How does that sound?”
Comeback: “Funny you should ask! My 8-ball says, ‘See you never.’”
Pick-up: A guy asked me if I know how to work a BlackBerry. So I said, “Sure, I’ll help you.” He goes, “I can’t understand how to get that number (points to my phone) into this phone (points to his own).”
Comeback: If he’s cute, give him your number!
Pick-up: “Smile baby, life’s not that bad.”
Comeback: Put on your craziest smile, and go on your merry way. We don’t think he wants to date an insane person.
Pick-up: “Call me girl, I’m in the yellowpages—under handsome.”
Comeback: “Funny, I’m under not available.”
GIRL TALK TIME: What’s the WORST pick-up line you’ve ever heard/had used on you? What do you think of ours?