What Crime Would You Commit?
Okay, so there are some crimes that are terrible and inexcusable. But, what if you could commit a fun crime and get away with it?
Don’t know what we mean?
In honor of today’s Partner-in-Crime Girlfriend (have you voted in the National Girlfriend Awards yet?), see some of the crimes our Staffers would commit if there was a zero-percent chance of them getting caught and no consequences. Then, comment below with how you’d break the law!
“I would commit a crime of fashion, and wear pajamas EVERYWHERE.”
“Lottery fraud! All the benefits of stealing money, without taking it away from folks who wanted to hold onto their money anyway.”
“I’m nosy. I would totally hack into people’s stuff.”
“I wish I was a super thief, but instead of stealing diamonds or famous works of art, I would sneak into the Vogue closet and raid everything in my size!”
“On a hot summer day, public indecency is always tempting.”
“I want to rob a bakery and eat all the goodies. Oh, and did I mention in this fantasy that I also don’t gain any weight from doing so…and I can just keep eating, and eating, and eating and…?”
GIRL TALK TIME: What crime would you commit if you knew you wouldn’t get caught? Have you ever gotten into some serious hijinks with a girlfriend? Share below!
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Hack into the Koch Brothers’ accounts, take all their money and use it to give me and 1,000 of my closest friends a wonderful retirement in a remote island.
maybe steal someone’s identity(rich and famous) and live their life. haha.
not getting caught? anything except murder.
We have the no talking on cell phones law in California – only hands free device. I would break that one constantly. I can drive safely to answer a call. I’m not excessive. I agree though with the no texting whiling driving.
Hmm….
eh walk around in my bday suit?
I would run into a car that cut me off while driving.
get anything i want from the mall for free and just that would include the food too !
I have never gotten into any hijinks with anyone……I would love to travel to places with out having to use my money and buy everything I want again without having to use my money. Oh how I would love to enjoy that and not spend a penny out my pocket.
Sneak into Disneyland after hours and wander around …
or go skinny dipping in the middle of the lake at night!