Today’s sexy find is a topic that’s really fail or fave…would you ever wear a bra with built-in nipples? I heard it through the grapevine that Victoria’s Secret has been selling such bras, but I couldn’t find any on the site to show off, just a regular ol’ Miraculous Bra (boo!). But after conducting some research, it seems that yes, the Victoria’s Secret Miraculous Bra has been sold with or without fake nipples for the past few months.
My research yielded some other fabulous finds. I uncovered a message board on Victoria Secret’s Facebook page (of course it’s entitled “Nipple Bra?”), where even employees question if this bra is actually sellable.
I also discovered that this concept is not new. Multiple sites featured an ad from the ‘70s with an old-school nipple bra (and that one has a picture, look!). The ad claims: “The look is so provocative, no one would believe you’re actually wearing a bra yet you get all of the support you want. Our exclusive braless-look-bra is the very first bra to have its own built in nipple. Imagine having that sensual cold weather look all the time. It’s so sexy, it’ll give your shape a whole new eye-opening dimension.” Ummm…. On the odd occasion that I have noticed someone’s nipples sorta-visible, I’ve thought it to be accidental and a total style screw-up, not something sexy and done on purpose in public.
Ladies, this is the wrong way to get a guy’s number. “Yeah, I totally picked up a guy wearing my new nipple bra.” Welp, congrats on snagging a stud. With your fake nips. What happens when he eventually learns that they’re not for-real like that? I think this would cause more awkward situations than it would good. “Dude, I was dating this chick, but I dumped her because I don’t like girls with fake nipples.” Not okay!!!
As the owner of boobs that could use some oomph, I truly appreciate that the Miraculous takes me up two full cup sizes (I can attest that it works). But adding fake nipples? I think that might be enhancing my boobs too much.
GIRL TALK TIME: Have you seen this type of bra in Victoria’s Secret? What was your immediate reaction? What do you think? Would you ever wear a bra with fake nipples?
- Uhhh, never. (92%)
- Interesting, I might consider it. (8%)
- Yes!!! Great idea. (0%)
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