Shecky’s

My husband takes longer than me to get ready!

What I have an issue with is males having been married twice, with 4 sons, who now says he’s gay. Not only is he gay, he “claims” to be an openly gay pastor…WOW!!!!!

My husband and I get into our little fights just like any other couple but we try not to hold grudges. After most of our fights we end up goofing around or laughing about something. One time my husband knew that he was in the wrong and had to something to make up for it…the next thing I knew he was walking out into the living room with a pair of daisy dukes he had cut up from an old pair of jeans and one of my tank tops!!! I couldn’t be angry with him after that. And the best part is during that time he was getting himself dressed in our room, two of my girlfriends had shown up and got to be an audience too!! hahahaha

My sister got married back in May, and her fiance’s family came in from Minnesota. At the rehearsal dinner, I met my partner (the best man) for the first time, and according to my sister, it was love at first sight for HIM. I was not attracted to him at all, but he was head over heels for me. The next day during the wedding reception, I was dancing with my new brother. After the song, I felt someone grab my arm and pull me away. It was the best man. He pulled me towards him and we started dancing. I wanted to run away, but I figured I should be nice and give him a chance. The first question he asked me was, “So, your sister said you’re really good with kids.” Um…yeah, why? You want me to be your baby mama? If this man could marry me right then and there, he would. At the advice of my sister, I decided to give him a chance. You know, maybe he was nervous or something. So when he asked me out on a date, I said yes. BIG mistake. He asked me out in June but because he lived in Minnesota, our date wasn’t scheduled until July when he came to visit my brother-in-law. He would text me almost every day, and it was stupid questions like, “Do you have a driver’s license?” and “I saw your Facebook photo where you were wearing ice skates. Does that mean you know how to ice skate?” I knew I made the biggest mistake saying yes to this date. When the date finally arrived, I was determined to make it as quick and painless as possible. I decided to go bowling because it didn’t require much talking and it was a quick game. He asked me the same questions he did at the wedding, so we didn’t really learn anything new about each other. The date lasted 45 minutes, a new record for me! When it was finally over, we said our goodbyes and I never heard from him again. I feel bad, but at the same time, I’m glad he got the hint!

After a company holiday party, I drank too much, to say the least. I had been dating my then boyfriend, now husband, for 4 months. He met me at the holiday party’s “after party”, at a local bar. We called a taxi once I told him the room was spinning. I was so tipsy, I could barely walk, so needless to say, I don’t really remember the taxi ride back to his apartment. I remember going to the bathroom to toss my cookies. However, I don’t remember passing out as I was bowing to the porcelain gods. The next thing I know, I hear a really deep voice from someone I’d never heard. I turn around to see a 6’4″ paramedic ask me to stand up so that he can evaluate me. At this point, I completely sober up because I’m petrified. But, I didn’t realize that I was a hot mess with no pants on and just had my Spanx and bra on. Oh…and oh yeah, my boyfriend’s roommate was in the living room as I was getting asked 20 questions by the EMT.

I felt terrible that my boyfriend called the paramedics. I felt just as bad that I gave two guys besides my boyfriend a fashion show of my skivies.

I hate it when a guy just takes it out in public and does his business in front of you like it’s nothing. newsflash gentlemen: we don’t want to handle the business for you!!

Catch our drift?

Omg my hubby who 26 thought it was cute to go out and have fun with the guys by playung poker and eating tons of Spanish bbq they made themselves and drink their ass off on a old Spanish drink called mamawanna … made of herbs and roots etc. Heavy stuff lol his friend drop him off he could not even stands fall on the floor crawl to the bathroom.I’m like is this what you drink for? He stay to vomit in the toilet on all fours screaming how his stomach hurts. When the next thing I no he shots all over liquid crap I’m like wtf.hell no called his friends to get their ass back to my house and take care of him I had wk in 3hr in Icu.his friend walks in drunk and pisses cuz while on the phone with me he was still bbq and entertaining and another drunk friend just throws dough into the fire and burns the crap out of his arm they got into a fist fight and them came over.with 3rd degree burns help me bath my husband and try to get him to relax cause he kept acting like a owl lmao. I took pics to make sure he don’t do it again and we all laid in the sofa I moved my shift to the afternoon now he just drink. On very special times priceless

I hate when you’ve been dating a guy for awhile and he thinks it’s okay to burp and fart in front of you. I mean, I don’t get it?! Why do they have to be so nasty?

Not all men are DOGS…

guys say girls take a long time getting ready, some guys take even longer on their appearances!