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So this topic is just a tad taboo, er, illegal, too, but c’mon, we know you’ve had this Best Life of the Party Girlfriend (VOTE NOW!) moment before: you’ve hooked up in a wild, crazy and public place. Read these Staffer-submitted stories and spill your own secrets—this site is No Boys Allowed and we swear our lips our sealed.

SITUATION 1

“My boyfriend and I hadn’t seen each other in two weeks and we were at an outdoor restaurant on a pretty proper dinner date. The establishment itself was nice, but there was a crazy summer music festival happening on the street we were dining on. When my boyfriend got up to use the restroom, he came back to report that there were two huge single-person bathrooms with no man/woman separation specified. He said, ‘That bathroom back there is perfect.’

I immediately knew what he meant and we finished our dinner, complete with a few judgment-skewing glasses of wine. After handling the check, we walked over to the bathroom—there was no line and no one else around, so we went in for some much-needed sexy time. It was a great quickie and I thought we’d really pulled it off to no one’s knowledge, but we came out to find a line of rowdy guys from the concert waiting for the bathroom. Of course, there was a lot of hooting and lewd comments, which were embarrassing but sort of amusing, until I saw a suited-up security guard in line, too. Thankfully, he didn’t say anything and we escaped our sexscapade unscathed.

The weirdest part about the whole situation? We were having a late-night food fest that same night (I swear we do other things besides eating!) at a 24-hour diner when the same security guard walked in! He was the only other person in the diner. How weird is that?!”

SITUATION 2

“We were at a pretty hokey bar in my small hometown and there were only a few local patrons. Seeing that the bathrooms were single person, we decided to fulfill a longtime fantasy and do it in a public place. We were really going at it and I guess we were noisy, because the owner knocked on the door. Gathering ourselves together the best we could, my boyfriend apologized and pretended that I was ill and he had to accompany me to the bathroom to help me out. Despite my best sick girl act (hanging my head, clutching my stomach) I don’t think the owner bought it (the ‘sick girl’ still needed to pound her Guinness), so we left the bar shortly after.

A little too drunk to stop, we made the poor choice to continue things in the great outdoors (again, I’m from a small town), until we saw lights and a cop car pull up on the street. We don’t know why he was there and if he actually saw us, but we both ran and stopped the public hook-up for real.”

GIRL TALK TIME: Have you ever done it in a public place? Where? What happened? Have you ever gotten caught in the act? Is this type of PDA okay or no way? What’s on your sex bucket list? What place do you really want to do it in?