Anti-Pants Party

From the desk of an editorial assistant
I was sitting on the floor of my best friend’s room applying make-up while she rummaged through her massive closet trying to find something to wear. “Any luck?” I yelled in. She stomped out half-dressed and proclaimed, “I hate pants!” I practically squealed in agreement, so ecstatic that someone else on the face of the Earth loathed those restricting knickers as much as I did.

There was a time, back in high school, where all I wore were jeans. Dresses were strictly reserved for holidays. Fast forward to present day, and my closet is chock-full of dresses and one (yes, one) lone pair of denim stuffed in the back. I can hear all of your gasps now, but I’m just not comfortable wearing jeans. When I sit down the back creeps up, and when I stand up I have to do the pants dance (you know what I’m talking about: when you pull the belt loops and shimmy them back into place). It’s just too much work. I would much rather throw on a dress and put all of my fashion fears to rest.

I know that most of you, my awesome readers, are hard-core pants-wearers (is that a word?) and are flabbergasted that someone, let alone someone in fashion, doesn’t own more than (at least!) five pairs. Share your thoughts, feelings and passion on legwear. Or, if you’re happy that someone else has finally admitted to hating, join the anti-pants party!

-Kellene McCaffrey

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  • Lesley:

    I hate pants too! I don’t even own hardly any! It’s either jeans, leggings or dresses for this girl!

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